If you love your dog, avoid this restaurant

After the quarter mile (,4 km) walk down the pier to reach the restaurant (beware, do not walk through the Fisherman's Village Mall in the shade as the end is blocked off so continuing to Harpoon Harry's is impossible. The Village management has obviously eaten at the restaurant and seeks to save tourists from the tragedy of visiting Harpoon Harry's) guests are greeting with the deafening sound of air hockey players, exploding video game sound tracks, and a variety of juvenile joys that diners must walk through like a Roman army punishment gauntlet before enjoying abuse at the bar as the 'seat yourself' sign is obviously a vintage antique. If you finally win a table in the 'run for it' race that passes as seating, expect the worst service in the Western Hemisphere. In essence, the camp guard personality staff will require you to put your feet on your dog to insure he doesn't move or make a sound during the entire terrible experience. 'Pet friendly' is a sad, sad and not-very-funny joke. The food is mediocre at best and the 'view' that is billed as 'scenic' is difficult to enjoy even if you knocked down several other people to secure a table (we did not, but the temptation was strong), it's impossible to call a restaurant 'scenic' when the atmosphere resembles a down-market Chucky Cheese with surly service. Do not under any circumstances consider this restaurant.

Sep. 08, 2020