Bruceski

Pull up a chair and bust out the “Bruceski” I say. I’m needing to tell you my story. I’m over these senior moments I say, I am. So this is how my story goes. I wandered into this person’s yard thinking maybe I could con them out of a snack or two. I LOVE me some snacks and treats you see. They seen I needed more than just a few treats. I was a mess, skin and bones kinda mess. They loaded my skinny butt up into their truck and off we went. Thinking we were going for a burger and fries I was happy to oblige. Well this honkie tonk I landed in must be vegetarian or something like that. No burgers, fries nothing of the sort. Should be a law against this I tell ya. Well it seems I had me some more serious issues going on - Doc called it the BLOAT. Some sort of “Torsion” kinda bloat and boy was it painful. Here I’m thinking I’m just down right starved and needing me some chicken, burgers and a side of fries possibly. Nope that was not the case. Next thing I find myself out cold and then suddenly I awaken to the singing of the angels. One of them they call doc ❤️ you see she saved my life. Dr. Lidya Arena Albano is her real name and she got right to the root of my problem and fixed me right up. She untwisted me, got rid of that bloat and took care of my spleen. Now I’m good as new. I’m ready to do the “Rumba” and dazzle me some ladies. I will have to skip the plantains and pork and stick to a healthy diet - NOT BY CHOICE I tell ya - doctors orders. I have to eat slowly too so I don’t get the case of the bloats again. So come on down to the Humane Society of Marion County 701 NW 14th Road Ocala, FL and ask for me “Bruceski”. The handsome, beautiful and very single man that I am. I love all humans, oh yes I do. I’m what they call a senior - hate when they label us seniors. I call it aging gracefully at 9 years old. When it comes to my BFF’s I prefer a lady friend, heck who wouldn’t. Come on down and pay me a visit. I’ll be waiting ❤️🐾 all 70 pounds of pure hound.